Twelve Days of Christmas
Christmas is nearly upon us and as you can see from above, I’m ready for the festivities with my barrel of The Trooper and my bottles of Motorhead pale ale. I’ll be having a heavy metal Christmas! Reading other posts about Christmas, I have to agree with the premise that there are a lot of versions of the classic carol, “The Twelve Days of Christmas. So, I thought it would be cool to share some of those versions I like the most with all of you. After all, Christmas is the time for giving.
Starting with my favourite, I have to agree with my Canadian friends that the version by The McKenzie Brothers has to be the best in my humble opinion.
Being a big Twisted Sister fan, it would be an act of sacrilege not to include their version from their “Twisted Christmas” album. It’s my second favourite. I do like the way all the band contribute to the gifts mentioned.
If “Twisted Christmas” is my favourite Christmas album, my second fave is “I am Santa Claus” by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio. This version, “The Twelve Pains of Christmas” doesn’t appear on the album but it’s a fun song nonetheless.
I came across this one by Jerry Pate back in the days I had Limewire. I liked it so I downloaded it onto my MP3 and I’m now going to share it with you.
This last one isn’t for the easily offended. This is a dirty version of the carol but it’s done by one of my all time favourite Country singers, David Allen Coe.
So there you have it, my favourite versions of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” I hope you enjoy them and before I go, there is another petition for a knighthood for Ozzy. I didn’t start it but you can sign by clicking the link below.
https://www.change.org/p/knight-mr-john-michael-ozzy-osbourne-for-services-to-music
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December 23, 2017 at 11:17 am
Thank you so much for your support!! Merry Christmas!! 😀 \m/\m/
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December 23, 2017 at 12:44 pm
My pleasure, let’s hope more people sign it. I also have a petition on Change.org to get Bruce Dickinson knighted. The link can be found on another post on 80smetalman.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:32 pm
Just signed your petition, good luck with it.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:58 pm
Thank you. Wouldn’t it be cool if they were both knighted together?
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December 23, 2017 at 11:40 am
The last one is actually John Valby (Dr. Dirty). He reminds me of Mclean & Mclean. Canadian brothers that sang funny, dirty songs in the 70’s and 80’s.
I just picked up a bunch of David Alan Coe on vinyl. I’m going to check them out on your say.
The Bob & Doug entire album is awesome.It was my Christmas present 1981, along with AC/DC For Those About To Rock.
I just saw the re-release of Twisted Christmas on vinyl yesterday and almost grabbed it.
Thanks for the post. Merry Christmas.
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December 23, 2017 at 12:25 pm
I just read about a 1975 documentary film called Heartworn Highway. It includes David Alan Coe and bunch of other musicians. I want to check that movie out as well.
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December 23, 2017 at 12:46 pm
I want to check it out too.
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December 23, 2017 at 12:46 pm
Youtube got it wrong then but David Allen Coe is capable of such songs. My two favourite songs are “The Rodeo Song” and “Were You Born an Asshole.” Those two are bound to be in that collection. I agree with the awesomeness of “The Great White Album.” The McKenzie Brothers are brilliant, loved the film.
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December 23, 2017 at 12:58 pm
I didn’t know Coe did The Rodeo Song.
The.original was written by a Canadian named Gaye Delorme and made famous up here by the band Showdown.
As for crude songs,.I read Coe put out an rare album called Nothing Sacred including a song insulting Jimmy Buffet since they were feuding at the time.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:05 pm
I have a copy of it. I’d like to check out the crude album but I didn’t know he had a feud with Buffet.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:20 pm
Is the Rodeo song the òne that goes ” Well it’s 40 below and I don’t give a f*ck, got a heater in my truck, and I’m off to the rodeo.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:30 pm
If you like that kind of music, you really need to search out Mclean & Mclean.
They were awesome.
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December 23, 2017 at 1:59 pm
It is and I’ll check out Mclean & Mclean.
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December 26, 2017 at 7:03 pm
Cool article. Brewery in Stoke where Trooper was created…. https://travellingveganchristian.wordpress.com/2017/04/26/stockport-mad-hatters-grumpy-old-ladies-and-reconsidering-my-least-favourite-band/
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December 26, 2017 at 8:01 pm
Thanks, very interesting article from you too.
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December 28, 2017 at 4:49 am
Bob and Doug! Hosers! Haha awesome, those guys are classic.
Hope your Christmas was awesome – it cettainly appears it was gonna be well-lubricated!
Best to you and yours, for these holidays and for a rockin’ 2018!
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December 28, 2017 at 8:47 pm
Thanks KMA! Always love the McKenze Brothers. My Christmas was good, I hope you had a Merry one too.
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